Donkey Kong Classic
You are mario you must climb up the ladders and steel beams to get to the princess before donkey kong crushes you with his barrels.
Divine Intervention: Pt.1
You are a priest the town has gone mad with kids made undead and people gone insane use your desert eagle uzi and machine gun to rid them to hell.
Jaba the Zit
You are 13 years old and your acne is out of control. Here is your chance to clean up in the bathroom. 30 zits will appear on your face. Pop as many as you can by clicking on them. The faster you pop them, the more points you get.